Life across the planet gets its energy from various sources, and it adapts depending on the type of energy source available. Humans are Heterotrophs - an organism that eats other organisms to survive (as opposed to an Autotroph which can produce its own food - a plant, for example, takes energy from the sun and uses it to convert carbon dioxide and water into energy in a process called Photosynthesis).
Science shows us that everything in the universe (as we know it) is energy. The building blocks of you, me, the tree, the rock, the land and the ship are made of atoms - and atoms contain energy.
So, it's reasonable to say that the hate from haters is also a form of energy that we can harness as an autotroph - we can gain free energy without having to eat a hater.
Smart Doll has its fair share of haters, and I'm sure you do too - if you don't, then it's a sign you are doing something wrong.
You know when you are on the right track when you have cultivated a herd of haters - just make sure you stay on target by harnessing the energy of their hate as fuel to forge onwards.
This "Haters Gonna Hate Smart Doll" bangle is a reminder that every hater is the silver lining in the cloud - they are not only confirmation that you are on the right track - but they are also an energy bar that you need to battle with the real final boss.
If you divert a hater's energy back at them, not only did you let free energy go to waste, you just lost track of your goals and made them more significant than they deserve to be.
REASONS NOT TO BUY
1. Cannot be used as a belt unless you have a very slim waist.
2. Does not have the same powers of the ring that Gollum or Frodo was looking for.
3. You may get turned down if you try to propose with this ring. However if your partner does accept, they may hate you until death do you part.