Stormtrooper haircut

POSTED BY DANNY CHOO On Fri 2005/11/11 04:15 JST in Tokyo Stormtrooper

Stormtrooper: I would like a haircut.
Planet staff: We are closed. Please come back tomorrow.
Stormtrooper: I insist. (points blaster)
Planet staff: Welcome, we were expecting you.

Planet staff: You dont have that much hair. I'm not sure where to start.
Stormtrooper: I insist. (points blaster)
Planet staff: We will have you looking 10 years younger after your cut.

Planet staff: Your perm should be ready in an hour.
Stormtrooper: An hour! I dont have an hour! I have a blogg to update. (points blaster)
Planet staff: Your perm will be ready in 5 minutes.

Planet staff: OK we are going to give you a rinse now. Is the water too hot?
Stormtrooper: What are you talking about? (points blaster)
Planet staff: Only joking!

Planet staff: That will be 4000 yen.
Stormtrooper: 4000 yen! I can by my own ship for that! I tell you what, you can have a picture with me and the cut is for free. (points blaster)
Planet staff: We can have a picture with you and the cut is for free.