The Scenario 25 - Go Fetch

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Thu 2008/08/21 11:00
One sunny afternoon, you decide to play fetch with your dog in the local park (if you didn't own a dog previous to this scenario, you do now).  You're tossing a stick and watching him retrieve, enjoying the lazy afternoon.  

One of your throws is a little off, and flies over a hedge.  Your loyal companion gleefully chases after it, but a few seconds later, you hear a dismayed cry.

Rushing over to see what has occurred, you happen upon the above scene - your dog dutifully trying to fetch for you.  While he has a firm grip, it doesn't seem like he's trying to hurt her.

What do you do?

Image from Gelbooru.
Posted on Thu 2008/08/21 11:00 by
tenrou in Monterey, CA (Registered on Wed 2008/04/16 17:19)
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bolt in Tampa Fl. (登録日: 2007/04/17 15:41)
security/3d graphic artist
give the dog a treat! 

pull the dog off, then offer your services in her speedy recovery!
(ID #272281) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:02
chun in the rain or in the snow... (登録日: 2007/01/09 15:21)
part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
join in the fun?
LOL jk :P
(ID #272298) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:13
tenrou in Bremerton, WA (登録日: 2008/04/16 17:19)
闘神
^_^;
(ID #272340) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:39
lightningsabre in Snowy Vancouver (登録日: 2007/08/30 19:15)
Pseudo-Graphic Designer
She's got one spot left open ;)
(ID #272711) Posted on 2008/08/21 15:57
Realta Nua in Jakarta -> Singapore (登録日: 2007/10/19 23:05)
Ex-Student
The context said "it doesn't seem like he's trying to hurt her." ^^

But it doesn't said that it will not hurt you.. 

lol j/k
(ID #272761) Posted on 2008/08/21 16:13
Zou in New York City (登録日: 2008/07/08 13:43)
Student & Authorized Chicken Slapper
Beat up the dog, Pretend its not mine or else Id be sued!!!

Nah but in all reality.....Just pull the dog off and then Uh....take its place hehe.
(ID #272302) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:16
Soul3ss in San Francisco, CA (登録日: 2007/07/21 12:42)
The town drunk
To be realistic (for this post), I'd seperate them and apologize for my dog. Most likely she'd think my dog is adorable, sparking a long conversation. From there I just take it slow, for it all pays off in the end. :D
(ID #272347) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:44
FMPhoenixHawk in Michigan, USA (登録日: 2008/01/20 07:45)
Scientist, unemployed.
This is the best solution.
(ID #272350) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:46
Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines (登録日: 2008/06/21 21:26)
Mechanical Engineering student
100% AGREED!
(ID #273866) Posted on 2008/08/22 11:35
Mimi in 塩湖市 (登録日: 2008/03/11 08:07)
高3ーっ .....元モデル(-___- );
Owowow that must hurt lol poor girl! And lucky dog haha at least he fetched you the jackpot :] 
(ID #272354) Posted on 2008/08/21 11:47
exomagnesium in London (登録日: 2008/08/01 01:59)
Since the dog has her right, I guess I'll take the left.

I'll ask her if she's in pain.  If not then I'll sit and watch.  If yes then I'll remove the dog and apologise.  I'll remember to improve my aim next time.
(ID #272378) Posted on 2008/08/21 12:08
technonewt in Southern Oregon, United States (登録日: 2007/11/02 12:29)
College Student
The dog was trained well ;)
(ID #272381) Posted on 2008/08/21 12:09
NaKAhi70 in a ゲーセン Playing Tekken (登録日: 2008/04/06 13:32)
1st Year ろにん(Well I didn't get into Uni xD)
Depends xD If she liked it I would be of service to help xD
(ID #272453) Posted on 2008/08/21 13:32
daichouginga in Byston Well, the land between the earth and the sea (登録日: 2008/06/04 10:04)
Professional Bum Mode
LOL, interesting scenario. Somehow looking at it makes me laugh. xD
Maybe in reality when that happens(knowing the girl is not hurt) and I saw that, maybe I'll giggle first. xD
(ID #272456) Posted on 2008/08/21 13:34
AbVag in California, USA (登録日: 2007/09/04 12:25)
Mind Navigator
Me: "Scruffy!! Off!! Sheesh. I'm sorry Miss. I'm giving Scruffy some play time in between his seeing-eye dog training session, but it looks like I have a long way to go if he thought that was a stick."
Girl: "Ha ha, very funny. How would you like it if he one day bites your dolphin?"
Me: "At least then I'm making progress. Unless... Hey, Scruffy. *takes out a ball* Fetch. ........*chomp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ,,,, I found... the problem."
(ID #272458) Posted on 2008/08/21 13:35
noob in philippines (登録日: 2007/09/02 15:21)
Underdog Artist, Outcast to the Society, Tetsuya Nomura art fan
Me: "WHA?! BAD DOG! (lucky sunnava bitch are you! grrr)
Girl: (saying thanx)
It's a beginning of a NEW ADVENTURE!!
(ID #272581) Posted on 2008/08/21 14:54
Fro Magnum in San Francisco Bay Area (登録日: 2008/08/05 13:27)
Student
first: laugh my ass off
second: pretend to freak out
third: try to get to know her by having them be friends
(ID #272623) Posted on 2008/08/21 15:13
Optimus Skiver in my pants, unless I'm not. >.> ;; (登録日: 2008/07/17 12:50)
Close-protection officer/Martial artist
Oh that would be horrible if she were a dude. XD  Looks like the dog doesn't know which "toy" he's supposed to be fetching... O.o
(ID #272809) Posted on 2008/08/21 16:43
Bayonette in Manila, Philippines (登録日: 2007/03/14 21:14)
College Student
Save the boob-eating dog. It's the manly thing to do!
(ID #273233) Posted on 2008/08/22 00:40
Bayonette in Manila, Philippines (登録日: 2007/03/14 21:14)
College Student
...or should I say, save her from the boob-eating dog!
(ID #273236) Posted on 2008/08/22 00:41
tenrou in Bremerton, WA (登録日: 2008/04/16 17:19)
闘神
*LOL*  Very fine distinction...^_^
(ID #273534) Posted on 2008/08/22 04:35
radical anime fan in Singapore; start of a new year. Start of a new slew of global "tings" as well. (登録日: 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
First thing I would do is laugh. No, seriously, I'll crack up and might even end up on the ground. Then I'll help her get the dog off. Hopefully I don't get accused of teaching my dog to fetch boobies :P
(ID #273283) Posted on 2008/08/22 01:04
Ken258 in Colorado Springs (登録日: 2008/08/21 08:18)
College student
If i have a dog like that, i would try to make my dog fetch my sister's bad friends. The dog will tease them until they faint......(^^) 
(ID #273581) Posted on 2008/08/22 05:52
&re:) in Budapest, Hungary (登録日: 2008/01/06 06:25)
student during the day, otaku at night
Get the dog off, and offer her my special anti-dog bite lotion which i have at home, in the drawer next to the bed. I could help her to apply it.
I'd also get my dog some nice steak later on.
(ID #273647) Posted on 2008/08/22 07:27
Daemonseed in Britland (登録日: 2008/05/06 09:42)
Moe Hunter
Fight the dog for the spoils. *bears fangs*
(ID #273732) Posted on 2008/08/22 09:13
Ernest the 5th in San Bernardino, CA (登録日: 2007/11/08 04:42)
Help Desk Support (IT)
given that the girl has a dog latched on to her boob in public, I wouldn't see any opportunity what so ever.  Well, except to make it up to her over dinner.
(ID #273735) Posted on 2008/08/22 09:15
Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines (登録日: 2008/06/21 21:26)
Mechanical Engineering student
Thank the Gods that the training I gave my dog has paid off! XD
(ID #273872) Posted on 2008/08/22 11:38
matsusama in Calgary,AB,Ca (登録日: 2008/08/23 18:18)
Student
Beat your dog,play it cool with the girl
(ID #276009) Posted on 2008/08/24 05:53
studmuffin in your memories (登録日: 2008/03/20 12:34)
だいがくせい
bark and bite the other one
(ID #285083) Posted on 2008/08/31 01:54
NightFoxXIII in Canada (登録日: 2008/08/22 10:09)
Student & Otaku
1. Separate dog and apologize
2. Spark some EPIC conversation
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
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