Fri 2008/12/05 17:29
Twas three weeks before Christmas, and on your computer screen, You surfed around "Danny Choo," checking the new figure scene. You checked Danny's articles, and perused some member's news; Drooled over 2D oppai, and read many people's views. Then you stood up from your seat, and stretched a cramping leg. Off to the bathroom you went, since your bladder did beg. As you passed by the front door, you noticed the undone latch, And on the wall next to it, there was a deep, dark scratch. Then, the house lights did sputter. The power ceased working. And in one of the dark corners, you sensed something lurking. It crawled slowly towards you; a predator stalking. You dove into the bathroom, but the door wasn't locking. You found a spare flashlight, it's white beam bright and clear And shone it at the closed door, fighting your rising fear. Then the door did creak open, and her fangs--you saw two. Now, whatever do you say? Whatever do you do?
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part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
i say yoyoyo! wassup wassup! :P
(ID #399757) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:35
*LOL*
(ID #399760) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:36
Hey, isn't that Scarlet Remilia from Touhou?
(ID #399847) Posted on 2008/12/05 19:07
Flandre Scarlet, Remilia's sister. ^^
(ID #399860) Posted on 2008/12/05 19:15
oh, thats right. thx
(ID #400546) Posted on 2008/12/06 09:05
Otaku-in-training
Get some garlics to throw at her and get my air gun with my silver pellet.
(ID #399761) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:37
When I first saw this picture, I laughed at it, but then I realized that if this really happened, to me, I'd be a shrieking mandrake... >.>
(ID #399766) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:41
Pseudo-Graphic Designer
Unzip pants and say, "no teeth". What? She's a (blood)sucker, right?
(ID #399768) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:42
王オタク ｘ 天才様
lol, that's not blood she thirsts for. ^^;;
(ID #399816) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:22
Uh.. I prefer a doujin *cough* version.
(ID #399770) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:44
Currently Serving National Service
Tear down a metal pipe in bathroom and quicky attack her hands that is holding onto the door, once she retract her hands, quickly thrust the pipe through the gap from the door and attack her face, once she is down, rush out of the bathroom and beat her senseless. After that try to find the circuit Board in the dark to turn on the lights so I can find a way to dispose her body.
(ID #399773) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:45
オタク all day long
If you can tear down a metal pipe with bare hand, I don't think you will need to worry about anything attack you. XD
(ID #399785) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:52
if u can tear down a metal pipe with ur own bare hands, i think you can just punch her to a pulp by urself.
(ID #399905) Posted on 2008/12/05 20:25
Currently Serving National Service
Having a weapon is has more insurance when winning a fight, for metal pipe you can practically tear it down easily if you apply force and your own body weight if you are heavy like me 92KG.
(ID #399935) Posted on 2008/12/05 20:56
Flandre can destroy your house in an instant. I think a diamond pipe might be more effective. *LOL*
(ID #399952) Posted on 2008/12/05 21:08
オタク all day long
I'll cast my spell card."Love sign, Master Spark!" XD
(ID #399780) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:50
Mechanical Engineering student
You again!? Gimme me a break! Seriously, gimme a break. I need to go to the bathroom really bad! DX
(ID #399781) Posted on 2008/12/05 17:50
Mind Navigator
*thinks to self* "If I find out she refers to The Grinch as 'onii-chan', I swear I'm off rehab."
(ID #399796) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:02
Student and Club Banchou
Take my Mithrodin replica bastard sword from the top of my drawer and go to full steel massacare mode
(ID #399802) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:06
Student!
I'd Grab the closest spray paint can and spray it in her face for as long as i can to see if she gets stunned. Then i'd look for some sort of weapon. =S
(ID #399805) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:09
im not sure what to answer.... hmmm ask if what does she wants to suck blood or...... if blood ill panic but if she wants the other one why not?
(ID #399815) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:21
GIGA DRILL BREAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEERRRRR!!!
(ID #399823) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:29
Student
LOL.
(ID #399866) Posted on 2008/12/05 19:19
Security
i would ask her to wait till i got done in the WC before she did anything. after that i would totally ask her why such a hot girl was in my house. is it odd the first look at her i thought she looked good? and if she is a vampire. i would let her bite me because being a vampire seems cool and it could end up like the anime Karin. either way she is good looking and as long as she didn't kill me I'm good... i can already see her biting into my neck with her warm tongue on my skin. my knees going weak while the only thing to grab onto to keep standing is her ah.. the feel of her soft slightly cold skin and the extreme happiness she must be feeling at that moment of being able to feed on my blood... afterwords we both collapse on the floor for a moment from the intense feeling we both just shared. as she jumps up and out of my window never to be seen again... i would always remember that night the night i first became a night walker. the girl i shared that 1 and only moment with i didn't even get her name.. yet shes the only girl i can think about. (something like that)
(ID #399840) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:56
I know her sister Remilia doesn't suck a lot of blood so her victims don't die. But Flandre... I don't know about her appetite but due to being caged for nearly 500 years, she doesn't know where her food comes from, so she won't hesitate to kill. =/
(ID #399956) Posted on 2008/12/05 21:10
College Student
"you should eat more carrots, I hear they are good for your eyes" just as I used a can of cleaning spray to blind it.
(ID #399841) Posted on 2008/12/05 18:56
"You must be lacking of sleep. Now go sleep upstairs, don't forget to wash ur feet.":p
(ID #399862) Posted on 2008/12/05 19:15
Student
I'd say, you will haz my blood? Not now, I just gave donation. I got virus from the donation area. XD
(ID #399867) Posted on 2008/12/05 19:21
*beating her most humanoid jaw are weak against arm strength... so yeah, rip the jaws
(ID #399937) Posted on 2008/12/05 20:56
Unemployed, boooo
Nice poem/rhyme XD I would tell her that my blood has low iron and my body is all fat, not much meat. Therefore if she wanted to eat me she'd regret it as I won't be very tasty.
(ID #399955) Posted on 2008/12/05 21:09
Do Ragnarok's Screech Alpha from Soul Eater. Then do the Saturday Night Fever Dance. Followed by a barrel roll outta the washroom. And lastly pretending to become an hero. Vampires don't suck blood from the dead, right? RIGHT?!
(ID #399957) Posted on 2008/12/05 21:13
Dyslexic Social Studies student, struggling gundam modeler and gamer
Hey there, you don't want me pissed! If you don't want your face busted with my fist! Get out of the way right this moment, Or else 'll bury you in quick dry cement...
(ID #400044) Posted on 2008/12/05 22:23
Nice rhyme tenrou...Knocking her out is the only way...with a bottle in my hand...a swift wind on her head...out cold she goes...hopefully never to wake up again...
(ID #400106) Posted on 2008/12/05 23:16
Student, part-time Haruhi wannabe (that bit about godhood etc)
Nice rhyming there;)
(ID #400108) Posted on 2008/12/05 23:17
NEET
IF that scenario is exactly like the picture above, then I WONT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING. I'll just die instantly. Why? Because she's is Flandre Scarlet, I wont survive her no matter what.
(ID #400135) Posted on 2008/12/05 23:46
university film student
I'm with you on this one. Game over, no continues.
(ID #400291) Posted on 2008/12/06 02:39
Since I'm most likely dying anyway, I ask her if she minds helping me use the facilities.
(ID #400212) Posted on 2008/12/06 01:00
terminating mosquitoes
slams door on her face. jumps out of window and run for life.
(ID #400372) Posted on 2008/12/06 04:26
Scientist, unemployed.
"Hey, yo, occupado!" ::Close door:: "Dumb girl, let me cycle my coolant in peace." Alternatively: "You really want to do this? Fine." ::Fire lasers.:: "Ooo, now your a pile of ashes and burnt fuzz. Good choice."
(ID #400479) Posted on 2008/12/06 07:44
College Student
Be afraid, scream, and attack her using her fist or any object and saying "Ahh, monster! Get it off!!!"
(ID #400686) Posted on 2008/12/06 11:40
Underdog Artist, Outcast to the Society, Tetsuya Nomura art fan
Hohoho, I'm about to go home......
(ID #400811) Posted on 2008/12/06 13:42
reminds me of Rena from Higurashi : p the little security chain thing is on right? ~
(ID #400928) Posted on 2008/12/06 15:24
radical anime fan in Singapore; start of a new year. Start of a new slew of global "tings" as well. (Registered on 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
Reached into my pocket, took out Flandre's picture. And in front of her, into two I ripped it.
(ID #400992) Posted on 2008/12/06 16:36
She'd probably start crying and wonder why you did that... *LOL*
(ID #402311) Posted on 2008/12/07 16:51
radical anime fan in Singapore; start of a new year. Start of a new slew of global "tings" as well. (Registered on 2007/01/25 22:08)
Polytechnic Freshman. Mmm... fresh.
I can't really explain, but with a face I'm surprised I didn't whip out a gun from hyperspace or something. :/ Kids these days should learn how to sak for candy properly. XD
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